Oh no shes at the bottom of the bottle...

The Queen and I- Gym Class Heroes

I love it how she breathes booze in the mornin'
Man, it's so sexy how she can't remember last night
I made a fatal mistake letting her drink again
But who the hell am I to tell her how to live her life?

And if you could put dumb in a shot glass
I'm just another lush who's had one too many in me
And we please don't have enough
I see you stand there, settle for anything,
anything's better than lettin' her think she could do better than me
She'll come around eventually

'Cause baby girl's a queen
But the queen is just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I'm going through withdrawals 'cause I got nothing to lose

Oh no,
She's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow

I find it funny she can never find her car keys
Immediately after telling me she can't take it
She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities
And slurs her words because she's never not inebriated
And the front page headline read
Let the girl go, you know you can do better
It's bad, when the fact that you can't have her
Is the reason you sweat her,
Don't let her take advantage of you
Like the other dudes let her
You better cut your losses now buddy.

'Cause baby girl's a queen
And a queen's a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I'm going through withdrawals 'cause I got nothing to lose

Oh no,
She's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow

Drown yourself,
It's not worth keeping me
Just put it down right now,
And bow out gracefully
('Cause baby girl's a queen
The queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I'm going through withdrawals 'cause I got nothing to lose)

Oh no,
She's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow
(Hey! Hey! Hey!...)

Inception.

I don't actually understand how people had difficulty understanding Inception.
I just watched it for the second time and woah! I love it!
Stuff to do with subconscious and conscious mind is intriguing to say the least!
I also love the soundtrack.
Its so haunting and yet so equally uplifting.
My favourite would probably be "Dream is collapsing" or "Dream within a dream" because its similar =)

Heres links to good versions of the songs:

• Half remembered dream
• We built our own world
• Dream collapsing
• Radical notion
• Old souls
• 528491
• Mombasa
• One simple idea
• Dream within a dream
• Waiting for a train
• Paradox
• Time

Or if you want to listen to all of them here's a playlist:

• Inception (12) playlist

But its definately a soundtrack to listen to.
DEFINATELY... Mmmmmm!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Hmmm

Hello creepy crow outside my window...

Hhmm

No one is usually followed around by young children... It'd be the weird version of paedophillia... Backwards...



Fml:

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

Can

Fml:

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML



Just how awful would THAT be??!!??
*Shudder*

I

MLIA:

Today, I saw a woman mopping a carpet. MLIA

Because.

S*** my dad says:

"Invite them. A wedding is a loaded gun. Don't be the asshole staring down the barrel asking which button makes the boom noise."

DearBlankPleaseBlank.com

Dear Sesame Street,
Please go back to the way you were, when oscar lived in a trash can not a recycling bin, Vegetable monster was Cookie monster, and Bert and Ernie were still on the show because everyone thought they were brothers.
Sincerely, Sick of political correctness.

Dear dentists,

If they make flavored latex condoms they should make flavored latex gloves.

Sincerely, just saying...

Dear teenage boys,

Your minds have overstayed their welcome here.

Sincerely, the gutter.

Dear Syrup,

I like it when you're on top.

Sincerely, Ice Cream.

Dear teenage boys,

I'm making you fight for them.

Sincerely, bra clasps.

Dear Goldilocks,

We don't remember asking for your opinion.

Sincerely, The Three Bears.

Dear men everywhere,

No matter how drunk you are, the world is not your bathroom.

Sincerely, didn't need to see that.

Dear senior citizens,

Please stop acting like you weren't exactly like us fifty years ago.

Sincerely, 'hoodlums'.

Dear Captain Hook,

What was your name before you lost your hand?

Sincerely, A Very Lost Boy.

Dear spare change,

OM NOM NOM.

Sincerely, the couch.

Dear Ninjas,

Let us know when you have Johnny Depp on your side.

Sincerely, Pirates.

Dear Money,

Marco...

Sincerely, A Desperate College Student.

Dear People Who Write on the Bathroom Stall,

I don't care who you 'heart.'

Sincerely, Just Tryin to Pee.

Dear teenage couple on the subway,

Please wait until the zombie apocalypse to start eating each other's faces off.

Sincerely, little kid sitting next to you.

Dear Mario,

Yea, it's every princess's dream to be rescued by a fat plumber with a pedostache.

Sincerely, Princess Peach.

Dear bed,

Every time I leave you, I die a little inside.

Sincerely, nights aren't long enough.

Dear Automatic Light Sensor,

I'M STILL HERE!

Sincerely, Sitting in the Dark.

Dear girl with too much makeup on,

Were you gang banged by a box of crayons?

Sincerely, I have no words.

Bat For Lashes- Sleep alone

Bat For Lashes- Sleep Alone

You know my darling I can't stand to sleep alone
No sweetheart in the dark to call my own
You're my own, you're my own, I can sing it, I can grow
But the darkness is a stranger in our lonely, lonely, lone.

Last night's parties and last nights horrorshow
Smiling and welling and kissing all I know
Give my soul, give my soul, sing it free across the sea
Lonely spell to conjure but conjure hell is all I do

Lonely, lonely, lonely, his mother told me
The dream of love is a two hearted dream
Lonely, loney, loney, his mother told me
The dream of love is a two hearted dream

They say for every heart high there must be a low, low, low, low
And with every sun ascending a lonesome moon will grow, grow, grow, grow
Drive my heart, drive my heart, into the fire of a burning heart's desire
The only spells you'll be seeing, do you hear me coming in my blue dream

Lonely, loney, loney, cos my mother told me
The dream of love is a two hearted dream
Lonely, lonely, lonely,
The dream of love is a two hearted dream

The Dead Weather- Hang You From The Heavens

The Dead Weather- Hang You From The Heavens

I never know how to treat you
You think I love you but it ain't true
I'm walking away now
One step forward and back two

I like to grab you by the hair
and hang you up from the heavens

I don't know how to let you go
Or if i should keep you
I don't know how to let you know
I really do have a reason

I like to grab you by the hair
and drag you to the devil

(Drums)

I never know how to push you
Just to... Just to confuse you
I make my hope, Just to see how
Just to see how
to push you

I like to grab you by the hair
and hang you up from the heavens

(Drums)

I 'd like to grab you by the hair
and send you up to the devil

I never know what mood you be
You may be kind or cruel to me
I'm walking away now
one step forward and back three

(Drums)

I never know what I'm gonna to do
I say I'm leaving, but It ain't true
I got a lot to do to you
There ain't nothing you can do...to stop it

I want to grab you by the hair
I want to grab you by the hair
I want to grab you by the hair

and hang you up from the heavens

Metric- Help I'm Alive

Metric- Help I'm Alive

I tremble
They're going to eat me alive
If I stumble
They're going to eat me alive

Can you hear my heart beating like a hammer?
Beating like a hammer?
Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer
Hard to be soft
Tough to be tender

Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train
Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer

If you're still alive
My regrets are few
If my life is mine
What shouldn't I do?
I get wherever I'm going
I get whatever I need
While my blood's still flowing
And my heart still beats . . .
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer

Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer
Hard to be soft
Tough to be tender

Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train
Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer

If you're still alive
My regrets are few
If my life is mine
What shouldn't I do?
I get wherever I'm going
I get whatever I need
While my blood's still flowing
And my heart still beats . . .
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer

I tremble
They're going to eat me alive
If I stumble
They're going to eat me alive
And my heart still beats . . .
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer

Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer

Yay for cruelness

I like to think I scared her after all of the exclamations she put...

The Fray- Never Say Never

The Fray- Never Say Never

Some things we don't talk about
better do without
just hold a smile
we're falling in and out of love
the same damn problem

together all the while
you can never say never
why we don't know when
time and time again
younger now then we were before
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go

picture, you're the queen of everything
as far as the eye can see
under your command
i will be your guardian
when all is crumbling
steady your hand

you can never say never
why we don't know when
time and time again
younger now then we were before
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go

we're falling apart
and coming together again and again
we're coming apart
but we pull it together
pull it together, together again


don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go(x2)

White Lies- Death

White Lies- Death

I love the feeling when we lift up
Watching the world so small below
I love the dreaming when I think of
The safety in the clouds out my window
I wonder what keeps us so high up
Could there be a love beneath these wings?
If we suddenly fall should I scream out?
Or keep very quite and cling to my mouth as I'm crying
So frightened of dying, relax, yes, I'm trying
But fear's got a hold on me
Yes, this fear's got a hold on me
Yes, this fear's got a hold on me

I love the quiet of the night time
When the sun is drowned in a deathly sea
I can feel my heart beating as I speed from
The sense of time catching up with me
The sky set out like a pathway
But who decides which route we take?
As people drift into a dream world
I close my eyes as my hands shake and when I see a new day
Who's driving this anyway? I picture my own grave
'cause fear's got a hold on me
Yes, this fear's got a hold on me
Yes, this fear's got a hold on me

Floating neither up or down
I wonder when I'll hit the ground
Well, the earth beneath my body shake
And cast your sleeping hearts awake
Could it tremble stars from moonlit skies?
Could it drag a tear from your cold eyes?
I live on the right side, I sleep in the left
That's why everything has got to be love or death

Yes, this fear's got a hold on me
Yes, this fear's got a hold on me

Placebo-Running up that hill

(As disturbing as the video is its still a really good song!)
Placebo-Running up that hill

It doesn't hurt me.
You wanna feel how it feels?
You wanna know, know that it doesn't hurt me?
You wanna hear about the deal I'm making?
You be running up that hill
You and me be running up that hill

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
If I only could, oh...

You don't wanna hurt me,
But see how deep the bullet lies.
Unaware that I'm tearing you asunder.
There's a thunder in our hearts, baby.
So much hate for the ones we love?
Tell me, we both matter, don't we?

You, be running up that hill
You and me, be running up that hill
You and me won't be unhappy.

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building,
If I only could, oh...

C'mon, baby, c'mon, c'mon, darling,
Let me steal this moment from you now.
C'mon, angel, c'mon, c'mon, darling,
Let's exchange the experience, oh...'

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems [x2]

'If I only could, be running up that hill.' [x7]

OneRepublic: Say (All I need)

Pay close attention to the drummer nearing the end... He looks as if he might weep...

OneRepublic: Say(All I need)

Do you know where your heart is?
Do you think you can find it?
Or did you trade it for something, somewhere, better just to have it?
Do you know where your love is?
Do you think that you lost it?
You felt it so strong but nothing's turned out how you want it

Well bless my soul,
You're a lonely soul.
'Cause you won't let go of anything you hold.
"Well, all I need is the air I breathe and a place to rest my head"

Do you know what your fate is?
And now you're trying to shake it?
You're doing your best dance, your best look,
You're praying that you'll make it.

Well bless my soul,
You're a lonely soul.
'Cause you won't let go, of anything you hold.
"Well, all I need is the air I breathe and a place to rest my head"
Say, "all I need is the air I breathe and a place to rest my head"

Do you think I can find it?
Do you think you can find it?
Do you think you can find it, better than you had it?

Do you think I can find it?
Do you think you can find it?
Do you think you can find it (yeah),
Better than you had it? (Better than you had it? Had it?)

"Say all I need, is the air I breathe, and a place, to rest my head
Say all I need, is the air I breathe, and a place, to rest my head"

Do you know where the end is?
Do you think you can see it?
Well, until you get there, go on, go ahead and scream it
Just say...

Feist- I feel it all

I was watching "Accidental Husband" and this song came on and I recognised it so I typed some lyrics into google and here it is...
Feist- I feel it all

I feel it all I feel it all
I feel it all I feel it all
The wings are wide the wings are wide
Wild card inside wild card inside

Oh I'll be the one who'll break my heart
I'll be the one to hold the gun

I know more than I knew before
I know more than I knew before
I didn't rest I didn't stop
Did we fight or did we talk

Oh I'll be the one who'll break my heart
I'll be the one to hold the gun

I love you more
I love you more
I don't know what I knew before
But now I know I wanna win the war

No one likes to take a test
Sometimes you know more is less
Put your weight against the door
Kick drum on the basement floor
Stranded in a fog of words
Loved him like a winter bird
On my head the water pours
Gulf stream through the open door
Fly away
Fly away to what you want to make

I feel it all, I feel it all
I feel it all I feel it all
The wings are wide, the wings are wide
Wild card inside, wild card inside

Oh I'll be the one to break my heart
I'll be the one who'll break my heart
I'll be the one who'll break my heart
I'll end it thought you started it

The truth lies
The truth lied
And lies divide
Lies divide

Cougar Town

"I wasn't kissing you back! I was pushing you away with my mouth!"

^_^

"I don't make a habit out of poisoning people as a rule. It's not a form of death I find ...esthetically pleasing."

Cosmic Love- Florence and the machine

A falling star fell from your heart and landed in my eyes
I screamed aloud, as it tore through them, and now it's left me blind

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart

And in the dark, I can hear your heartbeat
I tried to find the sound
But then, it stopped, and I was in the darkness,
So darkness I became

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart

I took the stars from my eyes, and then I made a map
And knew that somehow I could find my way back
Then I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too
So I stayed in the darkness with you

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart 

RH... mmmmmmmmmm!!

(Might paraphrase)
'Never eat a cupcake as big as your head.'

"Saw a penis for the first time... 'How does it work? Can I play with it? How come you've got one and I haven't?' ...
I've got 8 inches in my front garden... OOO Matron.

(I'ma write some more lateerrr)

Depression

Kayleigh's face. Says. It. All.
Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa..
Cry Kayleigh... CRY!!
I feel really bad for encouraging her to cry...

Me: "we need more black on the left"
Kayleigh: "no... the right"
Me: "my left, your right"
Kayleigh: *shifty eyes*

K: Its not changed!!
M: you look slightly more scary... =|

M: GET IN THE CORNER!!!
K: GET IN YOUR CORNER!!!

K: Corner! Lights off!
M: (ooerr?)

I love how we redid her make-up after ruining her realistic looking crying, and made it look scarier. Not so much the crying look anymore...

M: Its 8... I wish I ate...

M: I like the ones where you've got hands
K: Me too
M: Sometimes
K: In addition, I can't strangle myself.

She's gone and I'm left alone with eye make up and water...

Ggggggrrrrrrrrr

Some people are just really explosive to me...

Catullus 72

dicebas quondam solum te nosse Catullum,
say once alone you knew Catullus
Lesbia, nec prae me velle tenere lovem.
Lesbia, nor before me did you want to hold Jupiter.
dilexi tum te non tantum ut vulgus amicam,
I loved then you not so much as common man girlfriend
sed pater ut gnatos diligit et generos.
but father as sons loves and sons in law
nunc te cognovi: quare etsi impensius uror,
now, you understand therefore even if more burn (with love)
multo mi tamen es vilior et levior.
much more to me however you are cheaper and more worthless
qui potis est, inquis? quod amantem iniuria talis
how possible is it, you ask? because lover injury such
cogit amare magis, sed bene velle minus.
forces love more but to like less.

You used to onece say you knew Catullus alone,
Lesbia, nor did you want to hold Jupiter before me
then I loved you not so much as a common man (loves his) girlfriend
but as a father loves his sons and sons in law.
Now I understand you: therefore even if I burn with
love more however you are cheaper and much more worthless to me.
How is it possible, you ask? because such injury
forces a lover to love more, but to like less.

Catullus 83

laIn the flanks of death you will find him: follow up.
" was Catullus poem 5. This is Catullus poem 83.

Lesbia mi praesente viro mala plurima dicit:
Lesbia me present husband bad things very many says
haec illi fatuo maxima laetitia est.
this that foolish greatly pleasing is.
mule, nihil sentis? si nostri oblita taceret,
Idiot, nothing realise? if me forgetful silent,
sana esset: nunc quod gannit et obloquitur,
cured of love would be: now because grumbles and attacks,
non solum meminit, sed, quae multo, acrior est res,
not only remember, but, which much, important is thing,
irata est. hoc est, uritur et loquitur.
angry is. this... the point is passionate at speaking.

Lesbia says many bad things about
me when her husband is present:
This is very pleasing to that fool.
Idiot, do you realise nothing? If she were silent,
forgetful of me,
She would be cured of love: now because she grumbles and attacks (me)
not only does she remember (me), but, which is the much more important thing,
She is angry. This is the point, she is passionate and speaking (about me)

S

"We call our grandad "Spiderman". He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath."

RH

"THAT is NOT natural. That is the result of drinking heroine and fairy liquid!"

"Is that not Popeye's sex face?"

Loving Russell Howard in HD ;P
Plus his old lady impressions are getting better- it's like a fine art... You go Beatrice!!

"'NASA scientists plan to send pensioners to mars' look at the reason why 'to save on the cost of bringing them back' they'll have trick them onto the shuttle 'this doesn't look like Butlins'... Shuttle full of pensioners can you imagine the smell? Andrew Neil certainly can 'Mmm boiled cabbage Mmm cough sweets'"

"I don't see what the fuss it about I've been living like it's star wars for years. I walk around in my pyjamas and I get off with my sister. I'm joking... I don't wear pyjamas. Aw That was the worst noise ever as I just did that joke I just heard 'aw' just somebody holding up pyjamas 'well these are wasted aren't they?'... whilst tonging my sister... whilst laughing at a pair of pyjamas that I will NEVER wear"


"do you know what I like do in the silence of a lift, just say out loud 'Im not wearing socks' it gets rid of the silence and you've got the lift to yourself"

"Denim diapers? What is this? Pimp my nappy?... That is every single shade of wrong... He looks like a tiny French exchange student... I say make them fun for parents why not put, I don't know, a picture of Piers Morgan on the inside, wouldn't that be great? ''it's all over his face, I've never been so proud of my boy'"

Cheers me dears

"The word countryfile always makes me laugh. Im aware its slightly silly but countryfile sounds like someone who has sex with underaged fields."

Women vs Men

Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's ten best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.

I wait until the moment passes me by

It's a chance to do something so take it, take it.

Back to the mind world...

Everyone seems to be sedated... There's a thick fog all around...

Nanowrimo

1,851.85185 words a day!!

Oriental Veins

Is it not enough to live?

What you waitin' for.

Time is a matter of concept.
"haven't you ever thought that a moment you wished to stay passed too fast?... Haven't you ever wanted a dull hour to pass in the blink of an eye?"
Surely that could happen.
Perhaps it is us that makes time linger and speed up...

Oh Oh Oh its magic.

I have love for my guy.
Lets face it- He's pretty awesome for putting up with my maddness and insane moments.
Hes perfect.
I envy his perfectness.
If he ever leaves me it will be like 'Misery'.
Enough said.

You really knocked me bad. I'm gonna get you back. I'm gonna get you back.

Physically my shoulders randomly hurt but thats all...
mentally....
lets just say....
the lights in my mind city have been knocked out...
People in the office can't get out because I forgot to get/install stairs...
They're trapped and all they have is paper chains...
...and getting out of a 4th floor building on paper chains is not likely to work...

Posted by Socks and Bella at 15:51


Addition:

My mind world has calmed down a little
they've gathered up everyone
next to the good cooler
and made a small contained fire until help comes.
The rest of the ever expanding city has stopped with the chaos,
Realising only the power has gone out and the end of the world is not yet here
This made the town stop with the increase in theft and arson.
Everyone has become sleepy.
Tomorrow the office will continue but everyone who stayed in late for extra hours has learnt a lesson that the elevator doors are not useful in a fire or power out.
Note to self: Get the people stairs.

Posted by Socks and Bella at 00:38

DigDigDigDig.

You're not science and you have no faith.

Photos

You can learn a lot about a person from photos.

My cat?

Weirdest retort to my cat today...:
"You're such a CAT!" when he was watching water drip from a tap.
Thought I might share...

Motorbike

I'm okay. I think. Surviving at least.

Barking mad.

Two cups of coffee, inhaler, and crackers... Very hyper... And apparently scary...

Peoples photos

Too much duck facing going on!!

Stand up for what you believe in,
despite how much persecution you may have to go through.
No matter what "scene" you may belong to,
or whatever type of music you enjoy listening to.
Shine bright for yourself,
hold strong for your beliefs,
no matter how much you may "bleed" along the way.

Formal apology

I'm failing at keeping this updated...
What to say?
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Erm..............................
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Has anyone else been watching the night sky recently?
... I have...
It's beautiful.
Darkness seems to make my heart speed up.
The bright moon seems to calm me down- Strange huh?
Maybe that explains the childhood dream to become nocturnal.
Like hedgehogs and bats.
I'll try and get more organised and post more.

Toodles xx

STEVEEE!!!

Dumbfounded is the word I'd use.

Ipod Touch.

You're not only spamming up my heart with love...
Your making me add weird addictive apps too.

HE'S HOOMMEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make me be the doll that dances at the end of your strings.

"I'm on a mission to spread LOVE, like you. Because without feeling love at all times, life is worth nothing"


"I don't know if I'm human. Lot's of us are not. I have a human body, that's for sure. Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and laugh."

Stupid Technologie and airports.

The.
Boyfriend.
Isn't.
Coming.
Home.
Today.

Flight got cancelled.
Try again tomorrow.

Flying Lizards- Money (That's what I want)

The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want money

(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)

You love gives me such a thrill
But your love won't pay my bills
I want money

(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)

Money don't get everything it's true
But what it don't get I can't use
I want money

(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)

I want money
I want lots of money
In fact I want so much money
Give me your money
Just give me money

Am I going mad?
Must
Achieve
Dominion.

Dont cry,
you know, we all make mistakes
some of them are hard to forget
dont cry,
some of them can break us,
it feels like no one's out there to help.

They will all forgive,
they know that you´ve felt empty inside
and they have always seen ,everything you tried to hide.
Everything, everything.

It doesn't matter , it doesn't matter at all,
if you fall, when you`re broken and small.
Oh whatever, everything's is there for something,
everything's meant to be.

Oh, they will all forgive.
They know you´ve felt empty inside,
they have always seen.
Everything you´ve tried to hide.
Everything, everything.

Everyone's the chosen one,
we have come to learn it all,
we are here so let us grow,
we all fall and we all should know.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter,
it doesn't matter, because
they will all forgive.

They know that you´ve felt empty inside,
and they have always seen.
Everything you´ve tried to hide,
everything you´ve tried to hide,
everything you´ve tried to hide.
Everything, everything

Ahahahahaaaaa

"I bet Phillips in the back saying "I've got fuzzy wuzzy!! Look I've got fuzzy wuzzy. I've got Fuzzy Wuzzy!! What have you got Harry??"
"Ive got gangular"
"but the letters aren't there!! The letters aren't there!!"
"No Im just saying Ive got gangular"
"eeee easy off ginge the grand nationals are on"

I'm going to rip my own face off...

I pity those who think of love as a weakness.

Sea side.

"I'm off to see what I can see see see"

I'm off to the sseeeaaa ssiiddee.
To lay in the sun.
Do my latin hw.
And read my books.

Byeee xxx

Annoyance.

I grind my teeth together when I'm annoyed.
I'm going to lose all my teeth... soon.

La Tortua

[Sa:]
Ay payita mia, guardate la poesia
Guardate la alegria pa'ti

[Sh:]
No pido que todos los días sean de sol
No pido que todos los viernes sean de fiesta
Tampoco te pido que vuelvas rogando perdón
Si lloras con los ojos secos
Y hablando de ella

Ay amor me duele tanto

[Sa:]
Me duele tanto

[Sh:]
Que te fueras sin decir a dónde
Ay amor fue una tortura...
Perderte

[Sa:]
Yo sé que no he sido un santo
Pero lo puedo arreglar, amor

[Sh:]
No sólo de pan vive el hombre
Y no de excusas vivo yo

[Sa:]
Sólo de errores se aprende
Y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón

[Sh:]
Mejor te guardas todo eso
A otro perro con ese hueso
Y nos decimos adios

No puedo pedir que el invierno perdone a un rosal
No puedo pedir a los olmos que entreguen peras
No puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal
Y andar arrojando a los cerdos miles de perlas

[Sa:]
Ay amor me duele tanto, me duele tanto
Que no creas más en mis promesas

[Sh:]
Ay amor

[Sa:]
Es una tortura

[Sh:]
Perderte

[Sa:]
Yo sé que no he sido un santo
Pero lo puedo arreglar, amor

[Sh:]
No sólo de pan vive el hombre
Y no de excusas vivo yo

[Sa:]
Sólo de errores se aprende
Y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón

[Sh:]
Mejor te guardas todo eso
A otro perro con ese hueso
Y nos decimos adios

[Sa:]
No te vayas, no te vayas
Oye negrita mira, no te rajes
De lunes a viernes tienes mi amor
Déjame el sábado a mi que es mejor
Oye mi negra no me castigues más
Porque allá afuera sin ti no tengo paz
Yo solo soy un hombre muy arrepentido
Soy como el ave que vuelve a su nido

Yo se que no he sido un santo
Es que no estoy echo de carton

[Sh:]
No solo de pan vive el hombre
Y no de excusas vivo yo.

[Sa:]
Solo de errores se aprende
Y hoy se que es tuyo mi corazón

[Sh:]
AAaaay... AAaaay... AAaaay... Ay Ay
Ay todo lo que he hecho por tí
Fue una tortura perderte
Me duele tanto que sea así

Sigue llorando perdón
Yo ya no voy a llorar [hoy] por tí

CRACKING UP WITH LAUGHTER

Someone should stop me.
But laughing at your...... patheticness is just too... lets face it... Hilarious...

My friends FB status: Just woken up :L

What he says will be in a gross pink colour CAUSE I CAN.
But like always, I will be a red colour... CAUSE RED IS AWESOME
A guy I USED to be friends with was all like "lol. x"
And ignoring him I was all "I can beat that- The other day I woke up at 3 ;P"
"Ashara did u delete me as a friend? X"
"Oh how funny- Are you claiming to be one ?
"Well i'd like to think,of myself as one. i know we dont talk anymore. x"
"Yeah but are you claiming to be one of MY friends ?"
"Yes. x" (THE NERVE OF HIM!!)
"Well facebook begs to differ."
"Cause u deleted me. x"
"Well done (y)"
"I'm guessing if i try to add u u'd rejected it. x" (DUHHH !!)
"DING DING DING we have a winner."
"Yay i've won something at last."
"You suck at sarcasm"

Why, after all this, would I honestly care about what you did, you're not in my life anymore so just go AWAY !!

I am woman hear me ROAR.

You always think you know the better thing to do
But in this case you could be wrong
So you chuck off your shoes with an empty smile on your face
What is the problem with you?
Youre constantly in a mood and youve gotta shake it off
Its getting on top of you again
Everything that I say is the icing on the cake and
Youve gotta laugh at it
And put it behind you, put it behind you

Stop, Im not your number one enemy
Im not your number one enemy
If you wanna be a part of me
Im not your number one enemy

So, now youve got this far
Do you really want to start again on your own
You say youre eternally scarred,
But its nothing we cant fix while youre at home

Im not your number one enemy
All of you seem to be getting me
A little confused with the way that youre treating me again
We get along every now and then
We need to tie up the loose ends.
I know that it will be alright,
Lets stay in and talk tonight

Stop, Im not your number one enemy
Im not your number one enemy
If you wanna be a part of me
Im not your number one enemy
Stop, Im not your number one enemy
Im not your number one enemy
If you wanna be a part of me
Im not your number one enemy

I I I I may be the one to blame sometimes
But I want it like it was before
Like it was once before
And you you you youre stuck
Inbetween what you want and whats the right thing to do
I want it like it was before
Like it was once before

Daisy
Its munk
I like this
Take off, take off, Daisys bout to take off
The ones you love the most in life
See you without your make-up
So, put the past behind ya
She dont want to fight ya
You aint hit the ceiling yet, but chill before your times up
Oh, look you must be crazy
For 1 6 she aint your average lady
So you dont really want to go daring daisy
Now shes belling me
Best thing is just let it be
Cos all she keeps on tellin me
Is that she aint your enemy
She aint your enemy
Scarlett! She aint your enemy so... Stop!

Stop, Im not your number one enemy
Im not your number one enemy
If you wanna be a part of me
Im not your number one enemy
Stop, Im not your number one enemy
Im not your number one enemy
If you wanna be a part of me
Im not your number one enemy
If you wanna be a part of me
Im not your number one enemy
Number one enemy
Number one enemy
Number one enemy
Number one enemy

3 months to live.

Dear people who stalk me,
I'm just writing to inform you that I keep getting a horrible pain.
My over-active imagination is telling me I'm dying.
Some of you, I presume, would like this.
I don't care if you do.
I'm just telling the stalkers who do care that every other day I'm in pain.
My dad knows a bit about it.
It feels just like a stitch... but it comes nearly every day.
Any ideas what it could be?
I hope I'm not dying.
I don't want to die just yet...
But if I do... Take good care of my cat... and my boyfriend.

You know what... DON'T BOTHER.

I wan't things back to how they used to be.
Not some things... but other things.
So much stuff is broken now.
I don't have enough energy to restore it all.
Help.

YouTube - Surprised Dog

YouTube - Surprised Dog:
"Dog (why are all humans morons)
Human: you look like a little monkey
Dog (point proven)

Running

Run
Running all the time
Running to the future
With you right by my side

Me
I'm the one you chose
Out of all the people
You wanted me the most
I'm so sorry that I've fallen
Help me up lets keep on running
Don't let me fall out of love

[Chorus:]
Running, running
As fast as we can
Do you think we'll make it?
(Do you think we'll make it?)
We're running
Keep holding my hand
It's so we don't get separated

Be
Be the one I need
Be the one I trust most
Don't stop inspiring me
Sometimes it's hard to keep on running
We work so much to keep it going
Don't make me want to give up

Shut up

GET OVER IT GIRL.
YOUR JUST A GIRL.
HES JUST A BOY.
ITS JUST 38 DAYS FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
GET OVER IT.

I can say it. But will it make it any truer ?

IVE GOT YOUR BACK

I love some of my friends...
They are truly brilliant...
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
They make you feel included when you feel so left out.
"I liked it when it was just us and then group became bigger and it just sucked"
I wasn't in that group.
I was part of the revolution.
Its taken so long to want to go back...
But I will.
I dont care if I see my ex.
He doesn't care and he never loved me so what have III got to lose?
I have brilliant friends and people who love me and care about/for me.

THATS ALL I NEED !!

YOUR INVINCIBLE

So please use... your powers... for good...
and not for evil.....
uh uh uh.....
uh uh uh...
YOUR INVINCIBLE

Warning: Alcohol makes you feel like you can fly... this doesn't mean you should actually climb a tall building and jump off...
Safety tip: Drink so much you cant climb the stairs to jump =)

Life long dream: to see a food eat a food...

OMINOUS...

OHH oh oh INVINCIBLE NA NA NA NA NAaAA

Negligance causes accidents...
Explains why your blood, bones and flesh =)

Suuchhhaaa diccckk
Sucker I wear high heels bigger than yours

I think maybe you should leave town...
Or the entirity of England...

OOOOOO methinks you should go to Wales ;P

Leave your home.
Leave your girl behind- or take her with you.
(I'll let you in on a secret- £v"3ywuunn H@7£ssss Y811!!)
and your beau ;)

No one wants you here.
Go to a place where only polar bears can hate you.
Go annoy some cowboys.

Im curious to see how long you would last.
...Tumbleweed could defeat you dude...

You think Im such an artificial girl.
You have no idea how much of a surviver I am.

I wanna go dance with the green screen carpet people...
Ahahahaaa
soooooo lluuusssshhhhhh

Word of the day: Lush
Feeling of the day: Mischevious
Song of the day: Do What You Want

PEACE OUT SUUCCKKKEEEERRRSSS

"THERE'S ONLY HIM IN THE PHOTOS!!"

Sometimes I feel like I've been photo shopped out of life...
Not included...
Just cut out and replaced by dead space

"I never got to say goodbye"
That wasn't what hurt... It was that I missed who I thought he was...
Ahahaha and now your gone...
I want to send you a letter... Telling you where you went wwrroonngg...
little bit too mean ??
ohh weeeelll

Feeling a little bit mischievous today...
I feel like bathing in flower petalled water...
Like sitting out in the sun until I burn...
Like flying...
Like going on an adventure...
Cba to leave the house...
Work to do...

I am massively crushing now on a band...
They're so so luscious...
mmmmmmm gorgeous...
My ears are filled with the sweet honey golden music...
My mouth has a lemon hard boiled sweet taste in it...
My hands are clammy from the air's heat...
My eyes are tired but filled with vibrant colours...
My nose is clear of any smell...
My body aches to be lifted...
My legs ache to walk and to not stop...
My arms long to wave in the air...
My mind desires for the songs to repeat always in my mind...

As I said... mmmmmmmm llluuussshhhh

The man in black.

I know he's there.
Watching me.
Waiting for me.
For my soul.
So easy to take.
Just one slip up and I'm gone.
So I'll dance.
To rowdy and agressive music with fast feet.
For a time until I'm out of breath to the point of exaustion.
He will enter the room.
I will stop dancing.
I may fall and he may kill me.
But he will never hold my soul.

Like a butterfly caught in your trap.

You amaze me.
Simple as.
I think you can make me fall harder than they could.
Your honest with me.
You care.
You mean the world to me.
You catch me when I fall, litterally as well as figuratively...
You amaze me.

A new kind of life.

I might dye my hair.
What colour?
I might buy lots of clothes.
What style?
I might become someone different and laugh at different things.
Why?
Its not that difficult.
You should know...
Finding yourself is hard to do sometimes.
Only sometimes...
I'm going to do a "Nula".
What she did with every new person she'd made the deal with.
A year of their lives...
I don't want to be what you'd expect.
Typical girl...
I'm waiting for something- I don't know yet.
Always waiting...watching...
Your different from others... You don't see it... I do.
You talk in without making sense to anyone...else...
I feel trapped.
A change is needed...
I don't want to hurt you, when I forget meaningless things
You say your not hurt... that should make sense...

My thoughts are jumbled... a complete mess of things.
All of the above are thoughts not followed up on.
I keep seeing words- not long enough to remember them afterwards...
Why, followers of this page, do you wish to know the thoughts behind my actions... ??

Every kind of spring...

Yesterday was... wweeiirrdd...
Time passed too fast.
I failed in finishing an essay...
Try again today...
People kept mistaking words...
Spider = Fire
My dad asked if the fire was a wind-up one...
I was meant to be going to the beach today.
The weather was too messed up to go...
Several things happened today...
I wished I could've frozen the moment in time,
To bring back to relive when I need to.

Kelly Clarkson - Walk Away Lyrics

Kelly Clarkson - Walk Away Lyrics:
"You've got your mother and your brother, every other
Under cover telling you what to say
You think I'm stupid
But the truth is, that it's Cupid
Baby, loving you has made me this way

So before you point your finger
Get your hands off of my trigger
You need to know this situations getting old
And now the more you talk, the less I can take

I'm looking for attention
Not another question
Should you stay or should you go
Well, if you don't have the answer
Why you still standing here
Hey,
Just walk away

I waited here for you like a kid waiting after school
So tell me how come you never showed
I gave you everything and never asked for anything
And look at me, I'm all alone
So before you start defending, baby
Stop all your pretending

I know you know I know
So what's the point in being so,
'Let's get this show on the road today'

I'm looking for attention
Not another question
Should you stay or should you go
Well, if you don't have the answer
Why you still standing here
Hey,
Just walk away

I want a love
I want a fire
To feel the burn
My desires
I want a man by my side
Not a boy who runs and hides
Are you going to fight for me
Die for me
Live and breathe for me
Do you care for me
Cause if you don't then just leave

I'm looking for attention
Not another question
Should you stay or should you go
Well, if you don't have the answer
Why you still standing here
Hey,
Just walk away"

I forgot to ask about the person I would run to...

I'm not a robot you can just controll.
I will not be who you MAKE me.
Don't tell me what to feel because I will go the other way.
I should love you but I want to hate you.
Go away.
Dont tell him to not love me.
I want to love him. Your time has been.
I just want to know if you'd remember me- On my birthday.
I doubt you would remember me.
I'm just the girl you were going out with.
I'm going to end up with no one.
Your going to chase him away.
Then you'll think something stupid like I was happy he was gone.
I would NEVER be happy if he left me.
I have no idea what he feels about me right now.
You just left.
I'm in such a turmoil.
You just left.
You left everyone to clean up your mess.
I refuse to be trapped under your thumb.
Do not even DARE to make me your puppet.
I asked you if you'd hurt me if I ran to someone else.
YOU DAMN SAID NO.

I forgot to ask about the person I would run to...

I'm sorry for getting you into this.
Your the last person I would EVER drag into this.
You mean so much to me.
I'm so sorry.
You can trick everyone into thinking you dont like me.
Please dont trick yourself.
Trick anyone else just dont fall for it.

*he appears at my door*

Embarrassing.
Nice hugs. Must we always run away from each other ??

NATASHA BEDINGFIELD - Soulmate Lyrics

NATASHA BEDINGFIELD - Soulmate Lyrics: "Natasha Bedingfield - Soulmate Lyrics

Incompatible, it don't matter though
'Cause someone's bound to hear my cry
Speak out if you do, you're not easy to find

Is it possible Mr. Lovable is already in my life?
Right in front of me or maybe you're in disguise

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
Who knows how to love you without being told
Somebody tell me why I'm on my own
If there's a soulmate for everyone

Here we are again, circles never end
How do I find the perfect fit?
There's enough for everyone
But I'm still waiting in line

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
Who knows how to love you without being told
Somebody tell me why I'm on my own
If there's a soulmate for everyone
If there's a soulmate for everyone

Most relationships seem so transitory
They're all good but not the permanent one

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
Who knows how to love you without being told
Oh, somebody tell me why I'm on my own
If there's a soulmate for everyone

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
Who knows how to love you without being told
Somebody tell me why I'm on my own
If there's a soulmate for everyone
If there's a soulmate for everyone"

No. Just no.

I thought about sharing a story with you who read my blog.
Ive just decided to think better of it and not actually write it down.
It was going to be funny but extremely embarrassing to me if a guy were to read it...
So no. Just not gonna put it up anymore.
Now I have nothing to say.

P.s MLIA told me its illegal to publicly say your going to take over the world.
I made my dad read it and he said "must be an American thing"
Sounds like he tried it perhaps ??

Scouting For Girls - She's So Lovely Lyrics

Scouting For Girls - She's So Lovely Lyrics:
"I love the way she fills her clothes.
She looks just like them girls in vogue.
I love the way she plays it cool.
I think that she is beautiful.

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
x2

She's Pretty, a fitty
She's got a boyfriend though and thats a pitty.
She's flirty so flirty
And that kind of girl thats really dirty.

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
How we'll make it through this.
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know

I love the way she bites her lip
I love the way she shakes them hips.
I love the way she makes me drool.
I think that she is beautiful.

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
x2

A stunner, I want her
Was she this fit when she was 10 years younger?
Come see me discreatly.
She says shes got a trick or two to teach me.

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
How we'll make it through this. x3
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know

I think that you are lovely
x 7
I think that you are beautiful.

She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
x2

I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
How we'll make it through this. x5
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know"

Carry out

I may need to be carried out... In a gurney... like the person in my dream... soo nervous...

bang bang bang on the wall from dusk to dawn...

I got attacked today. By the unlikely man of sorts.
Yesterday I run into a door. Today I run into a flying peice of lead.
I can make people explode. How you may ask ? Well I dont advise asking.
Im freaking out- I blame my BFF.
I wasn't freaking out before but now I am. Grrr her.

Whats a girl to think ?

I think Im falling for HIM. Oh dear.
Well at least he's cuddly...

Surely that should hurt ?

He keeps getting me to smile... Its lovely that he cares enough to but... I dont feel like smiling.
I feel like sulking. Cause I was busy working on drawing his dragon and burnt Hitler and myself on a rock beside a Dragon, that I didnt go on facebook...
I ask my BFF to come round and help me glue things to the piece of paper (WHICH HE LEFT BEHIND ='( How ruuddee )
Anyways, she came along, the doorbell went and I ran for the door... and into it...
I have a purple bruise now appearing and its only been 3 or so hours...
Anyways... I let her in and she hugs me for a little while and Im like "are you okay?"
and shes like "Im fine, how are YOU doing since I heard about you and ....?"
"What happened between me and him?"
"your not going out anymore"
"no one told me!!"
"oh... well he did say that it was an accident..."
But what Im thinking is... How can you accidentally break up with someone?
and I wish people would stop asking how I am.
Im fine- It should hurt but it doesnt. At ALL.
Well... maybe a little bit but after all everyone found out WAAYY before I did !!
Anyways.
He sent me an email saying he doesnt love me... Next blog methinks...

I am not mud that you can walk all over.

She/He said WHAT ?? ='O
Don't you just HATE it when people are trusted with certain things in life and they just BETRAY you to their friends.
Don't you dare even talk to me.
I do not really feel like crying buckets for YOU.
IDIOTS.
You make me fume.

Forgoodnessake GET OVER YOURSELF and GROW UP.
Im over it. Im over it. IM. OVER. IT.
lETMEGETAWAYFROMALLOFTHISHURTNOW?
Your horrible. Truly horrible. Leave me the hell alone.
Dont start your stupid rumours about us/me.
Dont tell people Im sending you hateful texts- Im not.
"you should be a true friend to her"
If thats how your gonna play it, be a true friend to me just ONCE. JUST ONCE-thats all I ask.
Why dont you swallow the rubbish you come out with.
See how you believe it then.
I DONT WANT TO HEAR THIS ANYMORE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
If your gonna be nice and kind and CLEVER JUST THIS ONCE I will let you speak to me. But I swear, you dont cut this kind of rubbish out I WILL throat punch you.
Worst thing is- I KNOW I WONT REGRET IT UNTIL LATER!!
And Dont send anyone to tell me Im being a cow. Again.
You know how rubbish *she* is at keeping secrets.
You knew she'd tell me. She called me as soon as I got home about the secret YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME AS A GOOD FRIEND WOULD HAVE DONE.
But nnoooo. You couldnt have made me hurt just a little LESS.
Im really hurt by you and your stupid attention seeking games.
You dont treat anyone like they are actually living breathing emotional human beings. We are not mud you can walk all over.
Do us a favour and dont return- life is less bitchy without you.
No one ended up crying today and you werent there.
THERES A CORRELATION!!

As for you Mr. What are you doing telling people what I told you in STRICT confidence??
I told you not to tell anyone- so you tell the one person with a mouth like a toilet. If he gets backed up with anything else you tell him- he will flood and tell everyone in the place we call EARTH. Dont be an idiot.
Think about how much this will hurt me if everyone knows. I dont have a clue what this is but its confusing and your not giving me any chance to think things through. For goodnesssake if you dont stop telling people stuff you will lose every chance of moving forwards.
But PLEASE just keep it between us for now and keep your MOUTH SHUT. This could not be worth telling anyone now. Nothing has happened and the way your going you will get more than a burned man on paper.

Excuse me. My puppy is sitting in his litter box wanting to go to sleep. He has the right idea. You've (plural) made me hurt and I need to think things through. GOODBYE.

"No excuses, don't ask why, its just a break down happens all the time, get out of my face don't even try..."

I like listening to Ashlee Simpson.
She has some awesome tracks on her cds... which Im proud to own...

***

Apparently if Im talking to someone I dont usually shut up.
I do.
I stare blankly into space until something about the thing that Im thinking about changes.
Always.

***

I hate it when you think you might fall for someone... when your with someone. I enjoy not being cyber-stalked.
-People need to stop being super attractive.

***

I dont feel brilliantly... Not today. Not right now.
I feel like vom-ing.
I feel rather depressive right now.
Im depressing HIM.
Mr I-am-friends-with-the-scary-goth-chicks.
oh dear.

***

I love MLIA... and such.
Im such a freak sometimes.
I worry myself.
ooooohhhhhhhhhh dddeeeeaaaarrrrrsssss
perhaps its cause Im so shmexy... ugh... or not...

***

I dislike homework and relationships that suck with a angry passion.
Good day.

"But its so beautiful" "Don't do it!! You'll die" *Zap*

Having a weird conversation with an unlike man of sorts.
I believe I may have found a compadre for hardships.
That or Im a little weird after beer...

Anywho...
Im talking to the unlikely man of sorts about none other than my guy.
About his flaws and our relationship flaws
- his relationships with scary people and girls.
- I think he feels less than he says.

Anyways this guy seems to be genuinly concerned about me...
Methinks I shall keep him around =)

Go hug a tree

Im just doing my art and I get a phone call...
From my ex friends grandpa... asking if she is with me.
Shes not. I tell him that.
I get asked for other people's numbers.
She could be anywhere.
She could of run away.
Shes been a cow to me but Im the one whos supposed to raise my head above it all.
I refuse to be the bigger person yet.
I refuse.
Even if shes not home within the next hour, I refuse to be walked all over.
I
am
not
going
to
let
that
happen.
like
ever...
xx

Breakfast

UUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!
we were talking.
Like we always do.
He goes to me and tells me to add a group... on facebook.
I ask what its about...
...
......
.........
............
ITS ABOUT BREAKFAST...

I had just said that I miss him like crazy...............
I expected him to say SOMETHING like that

-well he did but then he said about the facebook group and I expected it to have something about me... not... the sovriet union... and breakfast.
Ugh !!

I got annoyed.

In the flanks of death you will find him

I have work to do.
Lots of depressing work so Im gonna do something maybe helpful about it....
IM GOING TO SHARE IT WITH YOU !!
The translation is of the above words in yellow :)

Catullus, Poem 5

Vivamus mea Lesbia, Atque amemus,
Live my Lesbia, And love,
rumoresque senum severiorum
Rumours and olf men rather strict
omnes unius aestimemus assis!
all one value as
soles occidere et redire possunt:
suns set/fall and rise can again
nobis cum semel occidit brevis lux,
us when at last sets short light
nox est perpetua una dormienda.
night everlasting one must be slept through.
da mi basia mille, deinde centum,
give me kisses thousand then hundred
dein mille altera, dein secunda centum,
then yet thousand other then second hundred
deinde usque altera mille, deinde centum.
then yet other thousand, then hundred.
dein, cum milia multa fecerimus,
then, when thousand many make,
conturbabimus illa, ne sciamus,
mix up them, not know,
aut ne quis malus invidere possit,
or not someone evil to be jealous can
cum tantum sciat esse basiorum.
when so many know there are kisses


Let us live, my Lesbia, and let us love,
and let us value all the rumours of
rather strict old men at one as! (as is a penny)

Suns can set and rise again:
when at last our short light sets,
one everlasting night must be slept through.

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred,
then another thousand, then a second hundred,
then yet another thousand, then a hundred.

Then when we have made to many thousands (of kisses)
we will mix them up, so that we dont know,
or so that someone evil is not able to be jealous,
when he knows there are so many kisses.

Aaww what a romantic. xXx