Dear Sesame Street,
Please go back to the way you were, when oscar lived in a trash can not a recycling bin, Vegetable monster was Cookie monster, and Bert and Ernie were still on the show because everyone thought they were brothers.
Sincerely, Sick of political correctness.
Please go back to the way you were, when oscar lived in a trash can not a recycling bin, Vegetable monster was Cookie monster, and Bert and Ernie were still on the show because everyone thought they were brothers.
Sincerely, Sick of political correctness.
Dear dentists,
If they make flavored latex condoms they should make flavored latex gloves.
Dear teenage boys,
Your minds have overstayed their welcome here.
Dear Syrup,
I like it when you're on top.
Dear teenage boys,
I'm making you fight for them.
Dear Goldilocks,
We don't remember asking for your opinion.
Dear men everywhere,
No matter how drunk you are, the world is not your bathroom.
Dear senior citizens,
Please stop acting like you weren't exactly like us fifty years ago.
Dear Captain Hook,
What was your name before you lost your hand?
Dear spare change,
OM NOM NOM.
Dear Ninjas,
Let us know when you have Johnny Depp on your side.
Dear Money,
Marco...
Dear People Who Write on the Bathroom Stall,
I don't care who you 'heart.'
Dear teenage couple on the subway,
Please wait until the zombie apocalypse to start eating each other's faces off.
Dear Mario,
Yea, it's every princess's dream to be rescued by a fat plumber with a pedostache.
Dear bed,
Every time I leave you, I die a little inside.
Dear Automatic Light Sensor,
I'M STILL HERE!
Dear girl with too much makeup on,
Were you gang banged by a box of crayons?
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