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Sometimes it is of the utmost importance to be completely honest with who you are, be it a psychotic weirdo or a boring bookworm. This is me, being both.

Friday 3 December 2010

RH... mmmmmmmmmm!!

(Might paraphrase)
'Never eat a cupcake as big as your head.'

"Saw a penis for the first time... 'How does it work? Can I play with it? How come you've got one and I haven't?' ...
I've got 8 inches in my front garden... OOO Matron.

(I'ma write some more lateerrr)

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