Oh no shes at the bottom of the bottle...

The Queen and I- Gym Class Heroes

I love it how she breathes booze in the mornin'
Man, it's so sexy how she can't remember last night
I made a fatal mistake letting her drink again
But who the hell am I to tell her how to live her life?

And if you could put dumb in a shot glass
I'm just another lush who's had one too many in me
And we please don't have enough
I see you stand there, settle for anything,
anything's better than lettin' her think she could do better than me
She'll come around eventually

'Cause baby girl's a queen
But the queen is just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I'm going through withdrawals 'cause I got nothing to lose

Oh no,
She's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow

I find it funny she can never find her car keys
Immediately after telling me she can't take it
She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities
And slurs her words because she's never not inebriated
And the front page headline read
Let the girl go, you know you can do better
It's bad, when the fact that you can't have her
Is the reason you sweat her,
Don't let her take advantage of you
Like the other dudes let her
You better cut your losses now buddy.

'Cause baby girl's a queen
And a queen's a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I'm going through withdrawals 'cause I got nothing to lose

Oh no,
She's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow

Drown yourself,
It's not worth keeping me
Just put it down right now,
And bow out gracefully
('Cause baby girl's a queen
The queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I'm going through withdrawals 'cause I got nothing to lose)

Oh no,
She's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being, oh, so hollow
(Hey! Hey! Hey!...)

Inception.

I don't actually understand how people had difficulty understanding Inception.
I just watched it for the second time and woah! I love it!
Stuff to do with subconscious and conscious mind is intriguing to say the least!
I also love the soundtrack.
Its so haunting and yet so equally uplifting.
My favourite would probably be "Dream is collapsing" or "Dream within a dream" because its similar =)

Heres links to good versions of the songs:

• Half remembered dream
• We built our own world
• Dream collapsing
• Radical notion
• Old souls
• 528491
• Mombasa
• One simple idea
• Dream within a dream
• Waiting for a train
• Paradox
• Time

Or if you want to listen to all of them here's a playlist:

• Inception (12) playlist

But its definately a soundtrack to listen to.
DEFINATELY... Mmmmmm!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Hmmm

Hello creepy crow outside my window...

Hhmm

No one is usually followed around by young children... It'd be the weird version of paedophillia... Backwards...



Fml:

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

Can

Fml:

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML



Just how awful would THAT be??!!??
*Shudder*

I

MLIA:

Today, I saw a woman mopping a carpet. MLIA

Because.

S*** my dad says:

"Invite them. A wedding is a loaded gun. Don't be the asshole staring down the barrel asking which button makes the boom noise."

DearBlankPleaseBlank.com

Dear Sesame Street,
Please go back to the way you were, when oscar lived in a trash can not a recycling bin, Vegetable monster was Cookie monster, and Bert and Ernie were still on the show because everyone thought they were brothers.
Sincerely, Sick of political correctness.

Dear dentists,

If they make flavored latex condoms they should make flavored latex gloves.

Sincerely, just saying...

Dear teenage boys,

Your minds have overstayed their welcome here.

Sincerely, the gutter.

Dear Syrup,

I like it when you're on top.

Sincerely, Ice Cream.

Dear teenage boys,

I'm making you fight for them.

Sincerely, bra clasps.

Dear Goldilocks,

We don't remember asking for your opinion.

Sincerely, The Three Bears.

Dear men everywhere,

No matter how drunk you are, the world is not your bathroom.

Sincerely, didn't need to see that.

Dear senior citizens,

Please stop acting like you weren't exactly like us fifty years ago.

Sincerely, 'hoodlums'.

Dear Captain Hook,

What was your name before you lost your hand?

Sincerely, A Very Lost Boy.

Dear spare change,

OM NOM NOM.

Sincerely, the couch.

Dear Ninjas,

Let us know when you have Johnny Depp on your side.

Sincerely, Pirates.

Dear Money,

Marco...

Sincerely, A Desperate College Student.

Dear People Who Write on the Bathroom Stall,

I don't care who you 'heart.'

Sincerely, Just Tryin to Pee.

Dear teenage couple on the subway,

Please wait until the zombie apocalypse to start eating each other's faces off.

Sincerely, little kid sitting next to you.

Dear Mario,

Yea, it's every princess's dream to be rescued by a fat plumber with a pedostache.

Sincerely, Princess Peach.

Dear bed,

Every time I leave you, I die a little inside.

Sincerely, nights aren't long enough.

Dear Automatic Light Sensor,

I'M STILL HERE!

Sincerely, Sitting in the Dark.

Dear girl with too much makeup on,

Were you gang banged by a box of crayons?

Sincerely, I have no words.

Bat For Lashes- Sleep alone

Bat For Lashes- Sleep Alone

You know my darling I can't stand to sleep alone
No sweetheart in the dark to call my own
You're my own, you're my own, I can sing it, I can grow
But the darkness is a stranger in our lonely, lonely, lone.

Last night's parties and last nights horrorshow
Smiling and welling and kissing all I know
Give my soul, give my soul, sing it free across the sea
Lonely spell to conjure but conjure hell is all I do

Lonely, lonely, lonely, his mother told me
The dream of love is a two hearted dream
Lonely, loney, loney, his mother told me
The dream of love is a two hearted dream

They say for every heart high there must be a low, low, low, low
And with every sun ascending a lonesome moon will grow, grow, grow, grow
Drive my heart, drive my heart, into the fire of a burning heart's desire
The only spells you'll be seeing, do you hear me coming in my blue dream

Lonely, loney, loney, cos my mother told me
The dream of love is a two hearted dream
Lonely, lonely, lonely,
The dream of love is a two hearted dream

The Dead Weather- Hang You From The Heavens

The Dead Weather- Hang You From The Heavens

I never know how to treat you
You think I love you but it ain't true
I'm walking away now
One step forward and back two

I like to grab you by the hair
and hang you up from the heavens

I don't know how to let you go
Or if i should keep you
I don't know how to let you know
I really do have a reason

I like to grab you by the hair
and drag you to the devil

(Drums)

I never know how to push you
Just to... Just to confuse you
I make my hope, Just to see how
Just to see how
to push you

I like to grab you by the hair
and hang you up from the heavens

(Drums)

I 'd like to grab you by the hair
and send you up to the devil

I never know what mood you be
You may be kind or cruel to me
I'm walking away now
one step forward and back three

(Drums)

I never know what I'm gonna to do
I say I'm leaving, but It ain't true
I got a lot to do to you
There ain't nothing you can do...to stop it

I want to grab you by the hair
I want to grab you by the hair
I want to grab you by the hair

and hang you up from the heavens

Metric- Help I'm Alive

Metric- Help I'm Alive

I tremble
They're going to eat me alive
If I stumble
They're going to eat me alive

Can you hear my heart beating like a hammer?
Beating like a hammer?
Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer
Hard to be soft
Tough to be tender

Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train
Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer

If you're still alive
My regrets are few
If my life is mine
What shouldn't I do?
I get wherever I'm going
I get whatever I need
While my blood's still flowing
And my heart still beats . . .
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer

Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer
Hard to be soft
Tough to be tender

Come take my pulse, the pace is on a runaway train
Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer

If you're still alive
My regrets are few
If my life is mine
What shouldn't I do?
I get wherever I'm going
I get whatever I need
While my blood's still flowing
And my heart still beats . . .
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer

I tremble
They're going to eat me alive
If I stumble
They're going to eat me alive
And my heart still beats . . .
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer
Beating like a hammer

Help, I'm alive, my heart keeps beating like a hammer

Yay for cruelness

I like to think I scared her after all of the exclamations she put...

The Fray- Never Say Never

The Fray- Never Say Never

Some things we don't talk about
better do without
just hold a smile
we're falling in and out of love
the same damn problem

together all the while
you can never say never
why we don't know when
time and time again
younger now then we were before
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go

picture, you're the queen of everything
as far as the eye can see
under your command
i will be your guardian
when all is crumbling
steady your hand

you can never say never
why we don't know when
time and time again
younger now then we were before
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go

we're falling apart
and coming together again and again
we're coming apart
but we pull it together
pull it together, together again


don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go,
don't let me go(x2)

White Lies- Death

White Lies- Death

I love the feeling when we lift up
Watching the world so small below
I love the dreaming when I think of
The safety in the clouds out my window
I wonder what keeps us so high up
Could there be a love beneath these wings?
If we suddenly fall should I scream out?
Or keep very quite and cling to my mouth as I'm crying
So frightened of dying, relax, yes, I'm trying
But fear's got a hold on me
Yes, this fear's got a hold on me
Yes, this fear's got a hold on me

I love the quiet of the night time
When the sun is drowned in a deathly sea
I can feel my heart beating as I speed from
The sense of time catching up with me
The sky set out like a pathway
But who decides which route we take?
As people drift into a dream world
I close my eyes as my hands shake and when I see a new day
Who's driving this anyway? I picture my own grave
'cause fear's got a hold on me
Yes, this fear's got a hold on me
Yes, this fear's got a hold on me

Floating neither up or down
I wonder when I'll hit the ground
Well, the earth beneath my body shake
And cast your sleeping hearts awake
Could it tremble stars from moonlit skies?
Could it drag a tear from your cold eyes?
I live on the right side, I sleep in the left
That's why everything has got to be love or death

Yes, this fear's got a hold on me
Yes, this fear's got a hold on me

Placebo-Running up that hill

(As disturbing as the video is its still a really good song!)
Placebo-Running up that hill

It doesn't hurt me.
You wanna feel how it feels?
You wanna know, know that it doesn't hurt me?
You wanna hear about the deal I'm making?
You be running up that hill
You and me be running up that hill

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building.
If I only could, oh...

You don't wanna hurt me,
But see how deep the bullet lies.
Unaware that I'm tearing you asunder.
There's a thunder in our hearts, baby.
So much hate for the ones we love?
Tell me, we both matter, don't we?

You, be running up that hill
You and me, be running up that hill
You and me won't be unhappy.

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building,
If I only could, oh...

C'mon, baby, c'mon, c'mon, darling,
Let me steal this moment from you now.
C'mon, angel, c'mon, c'mon, darling,
Let's exchange the experience, oh...'

And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
With no problems [x2]

'If I only could, be running up that hill.' [x7]

OneRepublic: Say (All I need)

Pay close attention to the drummer nearing the end... He looks as if he might weep...

OneRepublic: Say(All I need)

Do you know where your heart is?
Do you think you can find it?
Or did you trade it for something, somewhere, better just to have it?
Do you know where your love is?
Do you think that you lost it?
You felt it so strong but nothing's turned out how you want it

Well bless my soul,
You're a lonely soul.
'Cause you won't let go of anything you hold.
"Well, all I need is the air I breathe and a place to rest my head"

Do you know what your fate is?
And now you're trying to shake it?
You're doing your best dance, your best look,
You're praying that you'll make it.

Well bless my soul,
You're a lonely soul.
'Cause you won't let go, of anything you hold.
"Well, all I need is the air I breathe and a place to rest my head"
Say, "all I need is the air I breathe and a place to rest my head"

Do you think I can find it?
Do you think you can find it?
Do you think you can find it, better than you had it?

Do you think I can find it?
Do you think you can find it?
Do you think you can find it (yeah),
Better than you had it? (Better than you had it? Had it?)

"Say all I need, is the air I breathe, and a place, to rest my head
Say all I need, is the air I breathe, and a place, to rest my head"

Do you know where the end is?
Do you think you can see it?
Well, until you get there, go on, go ahead and scream it
Just say...

Feist- I feel it all

I was watching "Accidental Husband" and this song came on and I recognised it so I typed some lyrics into google and here it is...
Feist- I feel it all

I feel it all I feel it all
I feel it all I feel it all
The wings are wide the wings are wide
Wild card inside wild card inside

Oh I'll be the one who'll break my heart
I'll be the one to hold the gun

I know more than I knew before
I know more than I knew before
I didn't rest I didn't stop
Did we fight or did we talk

Oh I'll be the one who'll break my heart
I'll be the one to hold the gun

I love you more
I love you more
I don't know what I knew before
But now I know I wanna win the war

No one likes to take a test
Sometimes you know more is less
Put your weight against the door
Kick drum on the basement floor
Stranded in a fog of words
Loved him like a winter bird
On my head the water pours
Gulf stream through the open door
Fly away
Fly away to what you want to make

I feel it all, I feel it all
I feel it all I feel it all
The wings are wide, the wings are wide
Wild card inside, wild card inside

Oh I'll be the one to break my heart
I'll be the one who'll break my heart
I'll be the one who'll break my heart
I'll end it thought you started it

The truth lies
The truth lied
And lies divide
Lies divide

Cougar Town

"I wasn't kissing you back! I was pushing you away with my mouth!"

^_^

"I don't make a habit out of poisoning people as a rule. It's not a form of death I find ...esthetically pleasing."

Cosmic Love- Florence and the machine

A falling star fell from your heart and landed in my eyes
I screamed aloud, as it tore through them, and now it's left me blind

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart

And in the dark, I can hear your heartbeat
I tried to find the sound
But then, it stopped, and I was in the darkness,
So darkness I became

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart

I took the stars from my eyes, and then I made a map
And knew that somehow I could find my way back
Then I heard your heart beating, you were in the darkness too
So I stayed in the darkness with you

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart

The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out
You left me in the dark
No dawn, no day, I'm always in this twilight
In the shadow of your heart 

RH... mmmmmmmmmm!!

(Might paraphrase)
'Never eat a cupcake as big as your head.'

"Saw a penis for the first time... 'How does it work? Can I play with it? How come you've got one and I haven't?' ...
I've got 8 inches in my front garden... OOO Matron.

(I'ma write some more lateerrr)

Depression

Kayleigh's face. Says. It. All.
Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa..
Cry Kayleigh... CRY!!
I feel really bad for encouraging her to cry...

Me: "we need more black on the left"
Kayleigh: "no... the right"
Me: "my left, your right"
Kayleigh: *shifty eyes*

K: Its not changed!!
M: you look slightly more scary... =|

M: GET IN THE CORNER!!!
K: GET IN YOUR CORNER!!!

K: Corner! Lights off!
M: (ooerr?)

I love how we redid her make-up after ruining her realistic looking crying, and made it look scarier. Not so much the crying look anymore...

M: Its 8... I wish I ate...

M: I like the ones where you've got hands
K: Me too
M: Sometimes
K: In addition, I can't strangle myself.

She's gone and I'm left alone with eye make up and water...