Some people are just really explosive to me...
About Me
- Rose Darcy
- Sometimes it is of the utmost importance to be completely honest with who you are, be it a psychotic weirdo or a boring bookworm. This is me, being both.
Monday, 29 November 2010
Sunday, 28 November 2010
Catullus 72
dicebas quondam solum te nosse Catullum,
say once alone you knew Catullus
Lesbia, nec prae me velle tenere lovem.
Lesbia, nor before me did you want to hold Jupiter.
dilexi tum te non tantum ut vulgus amicam,
I loved then you not so much as common man girlfriend
sed pater ut gnatos diligit et generos.
but father as sons loves and sons in law
nunc te cognovi: quare etsi impensius uror,
now, you understand therefore even if more burn (with love)
multo mi tamen es vilior et levior.
much more to me however you are cheaper and more worthless
qui potis est, inquis? quod amantem iniuria talis
how possible is it, you ask? because lover injury such
cogit amare magis, sed bene velle minus.
forces love more but to like less.
You used to onece say you knew Catullus alone,
Lesbia, nor did you want to hold Jupiter before me
then I loved you not so much as a common man (loves his) girlfriend
but as a father loves his sons and sons in law.
Now I understand you: therefore even if I burn with
love more however you are cheaper and much more worthless to me.
How is it possible, you ask? because such injury
forces a lover to love more, but to like less.
say once alone you knew Catullus
Lesbia, nec prae me velle tenere lovem.
Lesbia, nor before me did you want to hold Jupiter.
dilexi tum te non tantum ut vulgus amicam,
I loved then you not so much as common man girlfriend
sed pater ut gnatos diligit et generos.
but father as sons loves and sons in law
nunc te cognovi: quare etsi impensius uror,
now, you understand therefore even if more burn (with love)
multo mi tamen es vilior et levior.
much more to me however you are cheaper and more worthless
qui potis est, inquis? quod amantem iniuria talis
how possible is it, you ask? because lover injury such
cogit amare magis, sed bene velle minus.
forces love more but to like less.
You used to onece say you knew Catullus alone,
Lesbia, nor did you want to hold Jupiter before me
then I loved you not so much as a common man (loves his) girlfriend
but as a father loves his sons and sons in law.
Now I understand you: therefore even if I burn with
love more however you are cheaper and much more worthless to me.
How is it possible, you ask? because such injury
forces a lover to love more, but to like less.
Catullus 83
laIn the flanks of death you will find him: follow up.
" was Catullus poem 5. This is Catullus poem 83.
Lesbia mi praesente viro mala plurima dicit:
Lesbia me present husband bad things very many says
haec illi fatuo maxima laetitia est.
this that foolish greatly pleasing is.
mule, nihil sentis? si nostri oblita taceret,
Idiot, nothing realise? if me forgetful silent,
sana esset: nunc quod gannit et obloquitur,
cured of love would be: now because grumbles and attacks,
non solum meminit, sed, quae multo, acrior est res,
not only remember, but, which much, important is thing,
irata est. hoc est, uritur et loquitur.
angry is. this... the point is passionate at speaking.
Lesbia says many bad things about
me when her husband is present:
This is very pleasing to that fool.
Idiot, do you realise nothing? If she were silent,
forgetful of me,
She would be cured of love: now because she grumbles and attacks (me)
not only does she remember (me), but, which is the much more important thing,
She is angry. This is the point, she is passionate and speaking (about me)
" was Catullus poem 5. This is Catullus poem 83.
Lesbia mi praesente viro mala plurima dicit:
Lesbia me present husband bad things very many says
haec illi fatuo maxima laetitia est.
this that foolish greatly pleasing is.
mule, nihil sentis? si nostri oblita taceret,
Idiot, nothing realise? if me forgetful silent,
sana esset: nunc quod gannit et obloquitur,
cured of love would be: now because grumbles and attacks,
non solum meminit, sed, quae multo, acrior est res,
not only remember, but, which much, important is thing,
irata est. hoc est, uritur et loquitur.
angry is. this... the point is passionate at speaking.
Lesbia says many bad things about
me when her husband is present:
This is very pleasing to that fool.
Idiot, do you realise nothing? If she were silent,
forgetful of me,
She would be cured of love: now because she grumbles and attacks (me)
not only does she remember (me), but, which is the much more important thing,
She is angry. This is the point, she is passionate and speaking (about me)
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
S
"We call our grandad "Spiderman". He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath."
RH
"THAT is NOT natural. That is the result of drinking heroine and fairy liquid!"
"Is that not Popeye's sex face?"
Loving Russell Howard in HD ;P
Plus his old lady impressions are getting better- it's like a fine art... You go Beatrice!!
"'NASA scientists plan to send pensioners to mars' look at the reason why 'to save on the cost of bringing them back' they'll have trick them onto the shuttle 'this doesn't look like Butlins'... Shuttle full of pensioners can you imagine the smell? Andrew Neil certainly can 'Mmm boiled cabbage Mmm cough sweets'"
"I don't see what the fuss it about I've been living like it's star wars for years. I walk around in my pyjamas and I get off with my sister. I'm joking... I don't wear pyjamas. Aw That was the worst noise ever as I just did that joke I just heard 'aw' just somebody holding up pyjamas 'well these are wasted aren't they?'... whilst tonging my sister... whilst laughing at a pair of pyjamas that I will NEVER wear"
"do you know what I like do in the silence of a lift, just say out loud 'Im not wearing socks' it gets rid of the silence and you've got the lift to yourself"
"Denim diapers? What is this? Pimp my nappy?... That is every single shade of wrong... He looks like a tiny French exchange student... I say make them fun for parents why not put, I don't know, a picture of Piers Morgan on the inside, wouldn't that be great? ''it's all over his face, I've never been so proud of my boy'"
"Is that not Popeye's sex face?"
Loving Russell Howard in HD ;P
Plus his old lady impressions are getting better- it's like a fine art... You go Beatrice!!
"'NASA scientists plan to send pensioners to mars' look at the reason why 'to save on the cost of bringing them back' they'll have trick them onto the shuttle 'this doesn't look like Butlins'... Shuttle full of pensioners can you imagine the smell? Andrew Neil certainly can 'Mmm boiled cabbage Mmm cough sweets'"
"I don't see what the fuss it about I've been living like it's star wars for years. I walk around in my pyjamas and I get off with my sister. I'm joking... I don't wear pyjamas. Aw That was the worst noise ever as I just did that joke I just heard 'aw' just somebody holding up pyjamas 'well these are wasted aren't they?'... whilst tonging my sister... whilst laughing at a pair of pyjamas that I will NEVER wear"
"do you know what I like do in the silence of a lift, just say out loud 'Im not wearing socks' it gets rid of the silence and you've got the lift to yourself"
"Denim diapers? What is this? Pimp my nappy?... That is every single shade of wrong... He looks like a tiny French exchange student... I say make them fun for parents why not put, I don't know, a picture of Piers Morgan on the inside, wouldn't that be great? ''it's all over his face, I've never been so proud of my boy'"
Cheers me dears
"The word countryfile always makes me laugh. Im aware its slightly silly but countryfile sounds like someone who has sex with underaged fields."
Tuesday, 16 November 2010
Women vs Men
Friendship between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's ten best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's ten best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.
Friday, 5 November 2010
Thursday, 4 November 2010
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