"We call our grandad "Spiderman". He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath."
About Me
- Rose Darcy
- Sometimes it is of the utmost importance to be completely honest with who you are, be it a psychotic weirdo or a boring bookworm. This is me, being both.
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
RH
"THAT is NOT natural. That is the result of drinking heroine and fairy liquid!"
"Is that not Popeye's sex face?"
Loving Russell Howard in HD ;P
Plus his old lady impressions are getting better- it's like a fine art... You go Beatrice!!
"'NASA scientists plan to send pensioners to mars' look at the reason why 'to save on the cost of bringing them back' they'll have trick them onto the shuttle 'this doesn't look like Butlins'... Shuttle full of pensioners can you imagine the smell? Andrew Neil certainly can 'Mmm boiled cabbage Mmm cough sweets'"
"I don't see what the fuss it about I've been living like it's star wars for years. I walk around in my pyjamas and I get off with my sister. I'm joking... I don't wear pyjamas. Aw That was the worst noise ever as I just did that joke I just heard 'aw' just somebody holding up pyjamas 'well these are wasted aren't they?'... whilst tonging my sister... whilst laughing at a pair of pyjamas that I will NEVER wear"
"do you know what I like do in the silence of a lift, just say out loud 'Im not wearing socks' it gets rid of the silence and you've got the lift to yourself"
"Denim diapers? What is this? Pimp my nappy?... That is every single shade of wrong... He looks like a tiny French exchange student... I say make them fun for parents why not put, I don't know, a picture of Piers Morgan on the inside, wouldn't that be great? ''it's all over his face, I've never been so proud of my boy'"
"Is that not Popeye's sex face?"
Loving Russell Howard in HD ;P
Plus his old lady impressions are getting better- it's like a fine art... You go Beatrice!!
"'NASA scientists plan to send pensioners to mars' look at the reason why 'to save on the cost of bringing them back' they'll have trick them onto the shuttle 'this doesn't look like Butlins'... Shuttle full of pensioners can you imagine the smell? Andrew Neil certainly can 'Mmm boiled cabbage Mmm cough sweets'"
"I don't see what the fuss it about I've been living like it's star wars for years. I walk around in my pyjamas and I get off with my sister. I'm joking... I don't wear pyjamas. Aw That was the worst noise ever as I just did that joke I just heard 'aw' just somebody holding up pyjamas 'well these are wasted aren't they?'... whilst tonging my sister... whilst laughing at a pair of pyjamas that I will NEVER wear"
"do you know what I like do in the silence of a lift, just say out loud 'Im not wearing socks' it gets rid of the silence and you've got the lift to yourself"
"Denim diapers? What is this? Pimp my nappy?... That is every single shade of wrong... He looks like a tiny French exchange student... I say make them fun for parents why not put, I don't know, a picture of Piers Morgan on the inside, wouldn't that be great? ''it's all over his face, I've never been so proud of my boy'"
Cheers me dears
"The word countryfile always makes me laugh. Im aware its slightly silly but countryfile sounds like someone who has sex with underaged fields."
Tuesday, 16 November 2010
Women vs Men
Friendship between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's ten best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's ten best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's ten best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.
Friday, 5 November 2010
Thursday, 4 November 2010
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