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Tuesday 1 February 2011

NAR

(Restaurant | West Midlands, UK)
Me: "Hello, what can I get for you?"

Customer: "I'd like a crap, please."

Me: "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

Customer: "I'd like a crap with sugar and lemon, please."

Me: "Oh, I see! A crepe with sugar and lemon."

Customer: "Yes, that's what I said. A crap with sugar and lemon!"

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