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Sometimes it is of the utmost importance to be completely honest with who you are, be it a psychotic weirdo or a boring bookworm. This is me, being both.

Sunday 27 February 2011

Forgoodness sake!!

Barely managing to get to sleep at one and then waking up from a nightmare at 4 is NOT fair! Gotta get up in 2 and a half hours. Getting barely any sleep makes me want to cry.

Wednesday 23 February 2011

TFLN

"Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle each other"."

Wednesday 16 February 2011

Play that radio.

Artist: PlayRadioPlay!

Title: Decipher Reflections From Reality

My parachute didn't open
and when my back up failed
the pixie dust prevailed
and i woke up next to you
all i wanted was to hold you

i was born in a city
however small
it held a hospital
for location where i came into being
it was all down hill from there

what do you do
when your lifes a disaster
and your moving faster
and its getting harder to breathe

what do you say
if some is right but
you disagree
even if its the truth

i was told you are depressed
by a little bird
that was severly hurt
as it did not notice my window
it just flew wherever the wind blows
as it convulsed on the pavement
it whispered i am hated
your genetic flaws
i said say it all
you cant decipher reflections form reality
but neither can i

i noticed neither can i
i noticed neither can i
i noticed neither can i

you are the circle
i am the square
i have the none cut
you have the cool hair
we both take showers
for almost an hour
but only once a week or two

what do you do
when your lifes a disater
and your moving faster
and its getting harder to breathe

what do you say
if someone is right but
you disagree even if its the truth

Saturday 12 February 2011

I have a cat =)

Guy #1: So, if smart guys get dumb girls, and dumb guys get dumb girls, what do smart girls get?
Guy #2: Cats.
--F Train

Best pick up?

"He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone"

I would ;P

Thursday 3 February 2011

My Wide Eyes

We Are Broken- Paramore

I am outside
And I've been waiting for the sun
And with my wide eyes
I've seen worlds that don't belong

My mouth is dry
With words I cannot verbalize
Tell me why we live like this

Keep me safe inside
Your arms like towers
Tower over me, yeah

'Cause we are broken
What must we do to restore
Our innocence?
And oh, the promise we adored
Give us life again
'Cause we just wanna be whole

Lock the doors
'Cause I'd like to capture this voice
It came to me tonight
So everyone will have a choice

And under red lights
I'll show myself it wasn't forged
We're at war, we live like this

Keep me safe inside
Your arms like towers
Tower over me

'Cause we are broken
What must we do to restore
Our innocence?
And oh, the promise we adored
Give us life again
'Cause we just wanna be whole

Tower over me
Tower over me
And I'll take the truth at any cost

'Cause we are broken
What must we do to restore
Our innocence
And oh, the promise we adored
Give us life again
'Cause we just wanna be whole

Tuesday 1 February 2011

NAR

(Restaurant | West Midlands, UK)
Me: "Hello, what can I get for you?"

Customer: "I'd like a crap, please."

Me: "I'm sorry, could you repeat that?"

Customer: "I'd like a crap with sugar and lemon, please."

Me: "Oh, I see! A crepe with sugar and lemon."

Customer: "Yes, that's what I said. A crap with sugar and lemon!"

Hhhmmmm...

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